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dipoleexperiment ([personal profile] dipoleexperiment) wrote2013-06-23 12:53 am

FIC: Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek [RPFS, Eunji/Sera]

Title: Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek
Fandom: RPFS, K-Pop, Nine Muses
Pairing: Eunji/Sera
Rating: PG-13
Notes: for [livejournal.com profile] my_winter_love because you're a champ and i hate you.

Eunji smirks at her right before they go on stage, mouths "I have a surprise for you," and shoots her a ridiculously lewd wink.

Sera laughs it off because she's used to it by now, how could she not be?

* * *

So, there are apparently things she's not quite used to after all. Eunji pulling her into an impromptu tango on stage happens to be one of them.

She plays along, lets Eunji take the lead since it's probably the only time Eunji ever will.

Afterwards, Eunji shouts "I knew you had it in you," at her and stalks off with an arm thrown over Hyuna.

Kyungri eyes her calmly, face a perfectly blank mask of indifference if not for the raised eyebrow.


"Nothing," she assures her. She lets herself be pulled away by Minha, eyes on Sera until she's lost in the crowd.

"And people say I'm the weird one," she mutters to herself. Honestly.

* * *

It happens again and this time Sera is ready for it. She's nothing if not belatedly prepared.

She's not sure what she expected other than Eunji's sporadic predictability. It's the same old song and dance but Sera still feels, well, something.

Eunji is formulaic, Sera knows this as well as anyone. She pushes and pulls at people's buttons like it's all a game to her but it's never with malicious intentions. Sometimes she thinks Eunji just does it for fun, for the various reactions she knows she can get out of everyone.

Other times she thinks it's because Eunji is an ass and does it specifically to get a rise out of her, only to leave her hanging.

"Hey there gorgeous," Eunji says tartly before brushing by her unnecessarily close.

Sera wants to grab her by the wrist and slam her against the wall. She's tempted to start pushing Eunji back as far as she's been receiving, to see if she'd be as good a sport.

As it is, they're in a crowded hallway full of people so she refrains.

This time.

* * *

"Last one in will die a virgin!" Eunji shouts while dashing towards the van, but not before slapping her rear and getting a handful.

Sera doesn't bother picking up her pace, just rolls her eyes and congratulates herself for not rising to the bait.

Even with her defiantly slow walk, she's not the last one to make it to the van.

Eunji spends the whole ride harassing Hyemi and trying to crawl over the seats and into her lap.

* * *

The thing is, Sera's not opposed to inappropriate touching. Anyone that's ever paid attention or spoken to Sungah would know that.

And considering how long they've all known each other and the things they've gone through, they'd be hard pressed to find a way to make anything inappropriate or uncomfortable between the nine of them. But Eunji's antics are a special brand of inappropriate.

It's the type that makes Sera want to keep pushing, push and push to see how far Eunji is willing to go.

* * *

"We know something you don't know."

Sam and Erin flank her, each taking her by the arm and leading her away from the building.

"And it's such a good something, too," Erin singsongs.

"What did you guys do," Sera asks already half expecting the answer to be something related to the very angry phone call she received from one of the managers.

"Oh no, it's not about us. Although, Erin did—"

Sam gets cut off by a slap to her back from Erin and Sera can't help the smile that blooms on her face. She untangles herself from them and heads back to the company building, not wanting to give the managers more incentive to act like someone spit in their already disgusting coffee.

"Come find me when you have something interesting," Sera says before walking away.

"But this is interesting!"

* * *

"You're in a mood."

Sera musters up a halfhearted glare over the rim of her mug. She regrets it as soon as she sees the look on Minha's face.

"I'm fine, really," she attempts. She's not, but it's no reason to take it out on Minha.

"You can talk to me, you know," Minha says and sits down beside her. She presses up tight against her side, arm up in the air as if to throw it over Sera's shoulders. She looks like she thinks better of it and laces their hands together instead.

"It's not a big deal." Her phone buzzes in her pocket. She should probably get that.

Minha's face falls as soon as she gets up from the couch. It's incredibly unfair how someone can just have a face that could force people into feeling guilty about the stupidest things.

"I should..." she trails off, holding out her phone. She makes it two steps before turning back around and hugging Minha gently.

* * *

As usual, the "not a big deal" deal has to do with Eunji.

One moment she's minding her own business, the next Eunji is pressed up against her back, warm and definitely uninvited. She freezes, naturally, the knife in her hand goes still and the tomatoes lie forgotten.

"What's cooking, good looking," Eunji breathes into her ear.

The knife drops, clatters on the cutting board with a dull thud. She turns around, not sure if she's going to fix Eunji with a steely glare or practiced nonchalance or what.

Eunji backs off as soon as they're facing each other, giggles to herself and scampers off.

"She's got a knife!" Eunji grabs Hyemi and shoves her towards Sera's general direction, cackling to herself as she exits the kitchen.

"Did she just sacrifice me?"

Sera goes back to chopping the vegetables with more force than necessary, aware of the way her body is still burning.

* * *

It takes her longer than she'd like to admit to actually do something about Eunji.

In her defense, it's not like she has many opportunities to make a move. They're all busy with promotions, and preparations for the next round of promotions, and all those other little things in between that they love to hate.

She does do something about it though, that's the important part.

If she could clone herself, she would, if only to share a victory high five.

* * *

"I'm hungry," Minha whines from the floor, a heap of limp limbs that Sera keeps tripping over.

"Let's just take a break now."

Everyone looks tired and cranky. Might as well let them catch their breath for a bit before going back to the systematic torture that is learning a new dance.

Eunji, either through sheer will or freakishly insane commitment, keeps bouncing around the room and being a general menace. She knows it's her way of trying to cheer everyone up, but still, a menace with good intentions is still a menace.

Sera slips out of the room and goes to look for cold water bottles for everyone. The faint patter of footsteps lets her know she's being followed.

"If we were alone on the street, I'd probably be spraying you with mace right about now."

"But I can think of so many more fun things we could be doing if we were alone," Eunji says as she catches up to her.

Spotting an empty office, Sera pulls Eunji in and pushes her back against the door. It's now or never is her excuse.

"And what would those things be?" She pins Eunji's arms above her head as best she can. She wishes she still had her heels on.

"Something like this," Eunji says before leaning forward and kissing her.

Even now Eunji treats it like a game, pulls at her bottom lip and biting softly when all Sera wants is just more.

Eunji's arms slip out of Sera's grip and she threads her fingers through her hair, pulls her closer until they're flush against each other and Sera is rocking her hips into Eunji. Eunji kisses her jaw, nips her way down her neck and leaves marks that she knows will need makeup later. Sera pulls at short hair to bring their mouths back together, slips her tongue in Eunji's mouth and swallows a moan.

When hands trail down her sides and to the back of her thighs, Sera's really glad for how ridiculously strong Eunji is. Hands urge her to lift her legs and she wraps them around Eunji's waist as their positions are flipped and her back is against the wall.

"Shh," Eunji whispers into her ear, hot breath ghosting the side of her face.

She wasn't even aware that she was making any sounds but then Eunji slips a hand up her shirt and cups her and Sera knows she's making mewling noises.

Once Eunji makes it past her bra, Sera kisses Eunji to distract herself and hopes Eunji's lips can muffle how loud she knows she's going to get.

* * *

Sam and Erin smirk at them knowingly when they walk back into the practice room, flushed and guilty.

"I told you it was interesting."

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2013-06-23 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
well fuck me dead. did you just post this today? if so, GOOD because i would've strangled myself for letting this sit here unattended.


is so.

eunji. idk why you were worried about writing her, she came off exactly how i imagine her to be; a bratty little loud-mouthed solar beam who doesn't know how not to flirt. (she is a huge flirt she even flirts with me)

gosh this was really really hot and i loved it so much and everyone was Perfect and i'm not even a little uncomfortable even though i feel like i KNOW them now. thank you man, seriously. just...thank you.

(what other sera pairings do you like.....just curiouso....)

[identity profile] rules1through8.livejournal.com 2013-06-24 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
lmao it's so effin weird to be the only person writing 9m fic. just... why isn't anyone else on this super gay bandwagon???

girllll what sera pairings don't i like is a more apt question. i ship them all with each other bc how can i not. but sera/hyuna and sera/minha have a special place in my heart. same with sera/kyungri... and sera/erin... and sera/EVERYONE

btw did you go to that thing you said you were going to DID YOU MEET THEM AGAIN YOU ASS

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2013-06-24 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
idk they're just not popular w/intl fans it seems (or koreans for that matter, but it's gotten A LOT better). their gay is so radiant like i have a gay muses tag on tumblr because just the biggest lezzas

sera/hyuna are my 2nd favourite. this is a gif from my fancam of yesterdays fanmeeting http://i.minus.com/ibyzztXaWZmmhs.gif yeah

yes i met them again lolol. i went to that thing on saturday, and sera pointed straight into my camera during ticket while sam just kept turning around and looking at me ♥
then they had another fansign on saturday that i got into omg should it's such a long story

the first person i started out with was sera (fml) since they do it in album photo order. she sees me and bursts into this huge smile while squealing and kicking her feet and wiggling in her seat, so that was instant KO for me
first thing she says is "you're addie choi, right? haha I read all your tweets"
i never even told her and yet she......knew..........
i laughed and put my head down and she giggle and patted me lmao
fuckin embarrassing dude haha
then she was like "i don't know why i thought you were gone already, but it's monday right? why? can't you stay?"
and in my head i was like ffffffffffffffffffffffffff
"would you ever come back? god, you should just get a job here. like, teach english?" i felt my life leaving me tbh
and i was like idk i gotta face reality and that it's not easy to just up and live here or fly whenever i want to and she was just watching me so intently and sadly i didn't know what to do???
and then "thank you so much, for...everything. the snacks, the awesome socks, all your letters. i don't even know what to say to you right now."
she was like overwhelmed and i was like fuck if you're overwhelmed what the fuck about me
but the best part: me: "i'm...seriously going to miss you guys. so much."
sera: "i already miss you"
and then she got up and hugged me tight AGAIN ahhhhhhhhhh
next was SAM. she was so excited (when isn't she) and looked like a kicked puppy when i told her i was going. she was like "but why? now? why now? " lmao
then she was just scribble scribble scribble on my cd n i was like what is she doing and then http://share.pho.to/2gwYr/original
this is the 2nd time the manager has had to forcefully take the cd from her cus she would NOT stop writing lmfao
if you look closely at the "t" in "Take care" she messed up and went "HEOL!" really loud and so we laughed like idiots (again <3)
and she called me "baby" i'm still processing that
then sam high-fived me and was like "we will see each other again. really man!" shes so cute fuck why
ok next eunji lmfao ok so she's like "ohhh~~~ you~~~ hi again~~" and huge blinding eyesmile!!! i was already finished
and so i was like (in korean) i'm leaving on monda- and she stopped writing and looked up "엥? 뭐? 진짜? 왜?" and so i explained i'm just an exchange student and can't stay forever and she was like ":(((((((((((외에...아니...:(((((((" and then GOT UP AND HUGGED ME
and so i'm dying obviously (she squeezed me fuckin ng hell ?) and like 'aiiii my heart hurts" and she's like "mine too!! you can't go!!"
lol all the MINES in the room were hooting and hollering lmao
embarrassing wtf
next up was sungah~~ "hey~~~ how are you?" (shes rly cute wah) and yea blabla i'm leaving and she starts asking me about my life and and what i'm doing here and if i would ever get a job here ("definitely english teachers, we need those. could you do that?")
lmao and she seemed so concerned about my future and me leaving korea and "you know i won't ever forget you, right?" http://share.pho.to/2gxVx/original
then we high-fived and next was hyuna. her english is seriously impressive why didn't anyone tell me about that
"hey girl~~" the best possible greeting i could ever think to receive thank you hyuna. when she speaks english it's like a southern cali girl who moved to korea at age 10 it's so fucking funny
and "why you leaving so soon? cmon it's summer~~ " "you know~~ i've always want to go to new york~~ when i do let's go mad shopping girl~"

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2013-06-24 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
she also remembered my name which amazed me completely
"alex?" *looks at cd* "yeah~~~~~" i love her..so much..
and then her sign http://share.pho.to/2gxtD/original ahhhhhhh
and then she went "don't even worry we'll see each other again" and double high-fived me lol
next was erin, who looked shocked to see me and went "o__o oh my god! my friend!!!" and grabbed my hands lmfao
because at the last fansign i told her i was leaving soon because i seriously thought i was leaving lmao
so she most likely thought i was already gone
then we talked with a mix of korean and english and it's always a good time with her seriously. she tried to tell me something in english, something like "you are the 1...(p)fan..." and i was like "fan?" and she was like "yes, pan"
and she couldn't explain and put her head in her hands. the one jerk manager started laughing and mentioned something about not knowing english. i apologized and he giggled(!) and squeezed my shoulders i was so confused. hyuna looked over and asked "what happenend? what's up guys?" nosy hyuna how cute omg, i feel like she just wanted to get out as much english as she could lmao
THEN it was fucking kyungri who just went "hi~~~~~~~~~" and my friend in the front row imitated her and they had a "hi~~~" off contest
i turned around and yelled at him "YAH! 입닥쳐!" 바보야!" and she thought that was soooo funny and kept calling him a 바보
this was the end result http://share.pho.to/2gyYq/original
next up is minha, who is really like a gorgeous softspoken porcelain deer who speaks no english whatsoever
like http://share.pho.to/2gysB/original "i want go 뉴욕! " precious baby minha. idek she seriously reminds me of seohyun, her little voice and aura and whole precious demeanor i wanted to throw myself on the floor
her high five was so dainty i thought her wrist would snap back
it doesn't help that she's painfully thin
and finally hyemiiiii oh god i really love hyemi she just kept spittin english at me and "it's too soon, you know. will you ever come back?" and like "please show me around new york i really wanna go. i want to see you there n__n" and like http://share.pho.to/2gz4m/original

and then the fanmeet the day after but then this post will never end lol

[identity profile] rules1through8.livejournal.com 2013-06-24 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm fucking dying omfg lol they all such precious babies

1. pretty sure sera is lurking your life and is slowly falling in love with you. I SUPPORT YOU GUYS.
2. hyuna's "hey girl" is SO her. UGH <333
3. "yes, pan" tears streaming down my face
4. "her high five was so dainty i thought her wrist would snap back" lol but also :( homegirl loves to eat tho so there's that at least
6. let me stalk ur tumblr

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2013-06-25 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao please don't say stuff like that, i'm already struggling with her being so affectionate and showing favouritism towards me. if she could just be my gf for like a week omg ;;;___;;; i confessed to her in my letter cus i didn't think i'd see her again as i was supposed to go to a hello venus concert the next day (of course i went to the fanmeet though right) and she still smiled and waved and winked at me so idt she minded all that much lmao
hyuna is...omg. i still can't get over her english she's such a valley girl. do you follow any of them on twitter? she posts so many youtube vids of her cat and sometimes she speaks in them ugh help
fucking erin is one of the funniest people i've ever met, everything she does is just so funny. i'd love to be bff w/her and sam, idt i'd have a dull day ever again.
lmao well after the fansign i was hanging out with a new MINE friend, who happens to be female. shocker because the rest of them really don't like me. we were getting dinner and missed the fanmeeting registration opening by like 30 seconds, leading us to be #125. i was like fuccccckkkkkk should i even bother? then my other friend sungjoon was like don't even worry about it, you'll be my plus 1 since i'm #40. that pretty much sealed it for me and i sold my HV ticket to my friend. we walked to this park as a group to inkigayo (trying to get us all across the street....lmfao fuck), and they came like 10 minutes later. it was so cute and sketchy and they stayed for over 1hr 1/2 and just played games with us and talked to us and ugh it was wonderful :') i filmed a lot of it, so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rRgocjWx5A, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONb0fnjQuSQ (i tweeted this to sera and she faved it). that's my channel so you can check out other videos if you'd like~~
i don't really use my tumblr anymore but here you go
Edited 2013-06-25 12:55 (UTC)

[identity profile] rules1through8.livejournal.com 2013-06-25 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
you confessed to her... omg. omggggggg!!!

i don't follow them on twitter but the 9m tumblr updates with all their crack so yassss i've seen her ridic videos of her kitty and her being an asshole and poking it and shit

p.s. pls tell me this is you. i would d i e

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2013-06-25 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
yes i did, stupidly. i guess she's ok with it?? i hope she's ok with it lmao it's not like i'd ever hit on her or anything no matter how much i want to ;;;__;;;

do you have a twitter?? if so i...really recommend it. if for sera's unfairly hot twitpics.

and no lol that's not me, i do think i know that girl though. idt i've ever been caught on fancam before unfortunately :'(

[identity profile] rules1through8.livejournal.com 2013-06-25 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao are you kidding me if i ever met anyone i stanned i would so hit on them

i don't do twitter but i know alllll about sera's hotness

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2013-06-25 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
i really wanna hit on her like so bad. idk maybe i will if we meet again, but ack i just don't want to make her uncomfortable :'( though the vibes i get from her are like "i'd be down for whatever" (she seems freaky deeky)

lmao about half of those are making her look like an idiot <3 so her natural state then <333

[identity profile] indiesnopp.livejournal.com 2013-08-19 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
(I'm on my phone and at work so I'm being ninja with a short comment)